Lez in Sumo Suit Assults Ex & Man Dressed as Snickers Bar

What in the gay hell?

Keywords: woman in sumo suit, ex girlfriend, lesbian, man dressed as snickers bar

Ok y’all. This is a newspaper clipping someone actually sent me on Facebook today! I think this is hysterical, weird, and I want pictures…so readers – here is your Friday challenge – find the article and send it to me! If you do – ill send you back a sweet surprise!

One more time – lets be sure of the headline…

“Woman in Sumo Suit Assaults Ex-Girlfriend in Gay Pub after she waved at a mad dressed as a Snickers bar.”

Carry on – and stay safe…look out for ex’s in costume looking to pelt you for breaking your diet!