If you have $100 million that is!

Keywords: sarah silverman, mitt romney, sheldon adelson


Sarah Silverman wants to scissor. Not just with anyone though…and technically not with a lesbian either.

Sarah is on the hunt for Sheldon Adelson, one of the countries wealthiest men and a republican who has already pledged $100 million to Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign and swore to pump as much money as he needs to in order to beat out Obama. (Can we say ‘nutso’?)

Sarah caught wind of the situation and couldn’t believe it. So, she came up with a new, even better proposal for Sneaky Sheldon…


Sarah has even set up an amazing website www.ScissorSheldon.com – where you can get awesome updates on the unethical-ness that is our countries electoral process…like

1) He’s totally open about buying elections. He said he’s “against very wealthy ­people attempting to or influencing elections. But as long as it’s doable I’m going to do it.”


2) He’s willing to do “whatever it takes” to defeat Obama including “limitless” donations to Romney’s campaign.

Help Sarah scissor Sheldon today and fight the good fight, America!