How To Grow Gays!

Hotter than Sea Monkeys, cuter than Chia Pet’s…

Keywords: grow gay, best friend,gay chia pet, gay sea monkey

What in the world? When I was doing research on ‘growing your LGBT organization’, I decided to hit Google up. Much to my surprise, I quickly found out via Googles ‘smart’ search bar that while I am trying to participate in a social movement, the more popular search is “How to grow your own gay best friend”

WTF?

That’s just as good as this one, which a friend told me about. Type it in to Google and you can see for your self that the future of America is in the hands of a bunch of lushes…

So there you have it. Searches like ‘why teachers drink’ and ‘grow your own gay best friend’ are very popular apparently. I guess for this weekend i’ll test the theories and imbibe while finding new gay best friends. Oh wait, that’s called going to The Bunkhouse.